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Scientists: “Building-Sharks cause more deaths than heart disease.” Scientists: “Building-Sharks cause more deaths than heart disease.”

A Harvard study released on Saturday revealed that the number one killer of adults in America is no-longer heart disease, but Building-Sharks.

Governor Schwarzenegger unveils new plan for high speed train Governor Schwarzenegger unveils new plan for high speed train

Today the Californian Governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger, unveiled his updated plans for the California High-Speed Train Network, due to begin development in 2011.

iPhone apps save trapped man iPhone apps save trapped man

A traveler in Haiti says he survived being trapped under a mountain of rubble for 65 hours thanks to the usefulness of his Apple iPhone.

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Chinese, Mongolian forces clash

At approximately 11:30 PM January 20, Chinese PLA and Mongolian defense forces engaged in a fierce border clash, with the Chinese believed to be the aggressor.

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Would you sleep with famous balalaika player Robodan Kupchek? Would you sleep with famous balalaika player Robodan Kupchek?

Look into his eyes, get lost in the gypsy fire.

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Future Worries

As of recent, cats are developing the ability to not only comprehend music theory but also to master humanity’s most cherished instruments. There is no clear upper limit on our feline companions’ musical development. Local astrologists predict that the music world will be rocked in the late 2160s when Cat [...]

BRAKING: Rportrs kyboard brokn BRAKING: Rportrs kyboard brokn

An important and influncial rportr has brokn his kyboard, SovitSkyNws can rport.
The lctronic failur occurd today when th important rportr’s idiotic brothr Christian hit the star rportrs’ kyboard in a fit of angr rlatd to the rportr’s usag of Christian’s iphon.
Nighbouring kys such as r and w hav also been affctd, offring sporadic us and [...]